...its Kateri BITCH!

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You ever wonder what happens in your fridge right after you close the door? Or what the words In a book do when you close that book? I do. Like, do my cats have brunch while I’m at work & talk about their days & how they hate me for cutting off their genitals? I like to think they do. Do the words in my romantic novel discuss politics?….probably. Is the mayonnaise having an affair with the coconut milk?…hell yes! All this is happening & we don’t even fucking know it!